stir it up

Dear Collective

I am writing to say come on collective era.
we need era 3. There is quite a lack of noise from this corner. I have no children. I need to purchase one of your items. There is no evidence of lift engineers. I would be grateful if you could get back to me, or in any case splatter some on my door. The remainder should be found in your next month's paycheck.

Good day to you madams.
Jazzenbouer Oldenhoff